goats ass

{goats ass} is when it feels like you have to wipe your ass all the time, or you spray mud and it feels wet after the wipe

i have goats ass and i cant get rid of it

by corey March 22, 2005

diamond in a billie goats ass

something that is very shiny or that sticks out , obvious

More shiney than a Diamond in a Billie Goats Ass.. Like nice wheels on a crappy old car.

by Bob Ce February 25, 2007

Lookin' up a dead goat's ass

a futile effort, not worth pursuing

If you think I'm going to pay you the money I owe you then you're "lookin' up a dead goat's ass".

by SA Earl January 13, 2011

Goat Ass Nigga

Someone who is a savage in life and approaches everything with reckless abandon

That dude did so much blow and smashed all that ass, he must be a Goat Ass Nigga

by Hella Goat June 22, 2017

diamond in a goat's ass

Someplace or something very beautiful hidden or masked by something ugly.

Their studio was in the middle of a run-down warehouse but when you got inside it just opened up into this amazing space... it's like a diamond in a goat's ass.

by Original Artfag May 3, 2015

Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)

1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)

by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

Goat ass

Something said when something does now go your way, "right in the goat ass" said when you are angry. Does not litterally mean the anus of a goat. Goes along with Bull fuck. (See Bull Fuck)

Jamie: "He left me because I wouldnt put out!"
Kristin: "Thats bull fuck in the goat ass"

Daniel: "Fuck me in the goat ass!"
Jeff: "What hapened dude?!?"
Daniel: "My car got broken into"

by AdamDtheWizard January 11, 2011