Goat Goat

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the greatest NFL player in history, he invented football itself and has set every record

Goat Goat is the best football player of all time, way better than Saquon Barkley

Goat Goat by thegoatgoat December 13, 2018

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Goat Goat

A made up NFL player who played in the 1840s before football was invented

Wow Goat Goat couldnt have been better than Saquon Barkley at football because it didn’t exist

Goat Goat by Elliot Ezekiel December 23, 2018

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The Goat of Goats

A person who is considered the Greatest of all time in many major industries.

Josue was considered the Goat of Goats when he achieved a higher NFL pass completion than Dree Brees and beat Michael Jordan and Lebron James in a 1on1 basketball game.

The Goat of Goats by Jaja1255 February 20, 2017

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Goat tugger

A woman who has extremely long hair around her anus.

When she took off her panties I noticed she was sporting a Goat Tugger

Goat tugger by will bitten September 18, 2016

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goat thief

Racist term for a Muslim, specifically in Canada.

Trudeaux has increased the goat thief population.

goat thief by Screenname111222333 February 22, 2017

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Tankoo The Goat

Tankoo Theg was raised in Chicago.

Tankoo The Goat is a upcoming rapper from Chicago.

Tankoo The Goat by Tankoo The G December 17, 2021

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hairy goat

An Indian girl's hairy vagina.

I was gonna go down on Ali Baba, an then I realized I had a hairy goat to deal with

hairy goat by cookiesandtits March 12, 2015

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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