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The legendary cross breed you get when a donkey and a goat have had a few beers and decide to shag
AKA a satanic offering to the world that brings about the destruction of mankind with its enormous Penis
Man, I saw a goatzy yesterday, my ass is still bleeding!
goatzy by AshesAndAces December 18, 2015
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"Those Cavendish Restaurant Style fries are goaty"

"Tom Brady to Rob Gronkowski is goaty"
GOATY by Hogi69 May 27, 2018
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goatzy • goaty • Goateyed • goatly • goatsy • #goaty • goalzy • Goatey • Goatsy Mare • goatyard
Someone who is shaped like a goat or is incredibly awesome. Or both. Both is good.
-"gOlLy JeE, BrAd SuRe Is GoAtLy"
-"InDeEd, BrOtHeR, hE iS bOtH sHaPeD lIkE a GoAt AnD hE iS aWeSoMe."
Goatly by Potatoes and Milk May 20, 2022
A slang word meaning "game of the year," the abbreviation of which is "GOTY."

Source: Gamespot's "The Hotspot" Podcast, week of December 9, 2007.
Warhawk is a contender for the PS3's goaty.

My goaty would have to be The Orange Box.

Super Mario Galaxy and Halo 3 are strong choices for the overall goaty.
goaty by Moggraider January 5, 2008
when a man has so much butt sex that his rectum becomes concave and is actually outside the butthole itself
"wow that sure is a big nasty goatsy you got there!"

"why thank you! i love fucking in the ass"
goatsy by bebee December 12, 2004

Goaty Boyfriend 

The name given to your boyfriend if he grows a goaty on his chin.
Someone who is goat like.
Maybe dons a rather stylish beard quite similar to the billy goats gruff.
"look at him!"

"wow! His beard is amazing!"

" yeah he's proper GOATLY"

"I could hit that"

"That's a baaaaaaad"
goatly by Melvyn Murdock February 22, 2014
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