goaf

Someone who’s super socially awkward but thinks that they’re above others because they try to do everything that one guy does. He/she makes fun of others in an effort to raise their own status. However, it ends up being funny for everyone involved except the goaf.

He thought he would cool by calling someone a pledge but instead made himself look like a goaf.

by robsonbambu October 20, 2018

GOAFAL

Gambled on a fart and lost

I had to get some sweatpants out of lost and found after I had a GOAFAL.

by Newsfguy1 May 5, 2020

goafer

A contraction of the words go and for, usually used with the word gabba and in all capital letters.

Hold up kyle, I gabba GOAFER 10 minutes.

by 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭💀 October 5, 2023

goafer loader

A lazy ginger beard man, who loooves criminal minds, and has a hard time performing simple work tasks.

Loader the "Goafer Loader" doesn't feel like contributing at work today due to the fact series 2 episode 3 has too many twists and turns to leave the work desk.

by Monty1013 June 15, 2024