As in "You'd better go wipe". A common retort
made to someone who has had an almost ridiculous streak of good luck while playing cards (usually poker).
The seemingly impossible feat of somehow smearing a light, dry layer of feces onto the toilet while sitting on it, often resulting in nobody fessing up to it. It is unknown how exactly this stupid event occurs, but it is thought to happen in one or both of these ways:
1. Wiping and then fumbling with the used toilet paper before getting in the toilet, thus dropping it on the back of the seat near the tailbone.
2. Scooting off the toilet quickly in an attempt to get back to something quickly (i.e. TV, computer, etc.) or to pull one's own pants up after a bathroom intrusion as the result of an unlocked door, resulting in the sliding of a half-wiped anus on the front of the toilet seat.
A decent strategy for attacking in Clash of Clans. Consisting of Golems and Pekkas for tanking (Go and Pe) along with Wizards to deal the main source of constant damage as the tanks are distracting defenses, along with your Heroes. “Unlocked” at Town Hall 8, this strategy commonly gets you a 2-3 star and is an easy way to get resources or trophies.
Hell yeah, I just upgraded my Barracks to get P.E.K.K.A. and the Golem. Finna get to Crystal at TH8 by GoWiPe-ing.