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Go To Church 

A phrase used when excessevly dry humping someone in a non-seuxal way, expecially when beating them at something competative. i.e. sports, poker, video games
Joe:Dude I owned Bob at basketball and I yelled "go to church" right in his face to rub it in.
Go To Church by Catherby September 3, 2006

go to church 

To get high, either on marijuana or other recreational drug. More specifically using such drugs whilst embracing the glory of the Lord.
"What we doin` tonight mang?"
"You know we be goin` to church dawg, aww sheeeeeuuuttt!"

"I go to church to feel the salvation of Jesus Christ"
go to church by JesuChristo Te Ama February 28, 2008

Go to Church 

It is an ancient term described by the few surviors of an eastern culture based on the sole purpose of sudo science in the early days before Christ. It means that if you are ever in a heated debate and things may get a physical, instead of fighting because you are to afraid of confrontation then you simply say "go to church."
Herbert and George of Guatalope were walking down the street exchanging ip address, they were getting in a debate on whose where older and more supeior. Instead of fighting or "getting there sexy on" they were both scared of eachother and didnt want to admit it, so they turned to eachother and said "GO TO CHURCH." And so they were in a state of jinx and both owed eachother a pop adn learned never to fight because now they were in debt to eachother.
Go to Church by RoflKiddie September 16, 2006

Go To Church 

GTC - Use this when a mf say sum so disgusting it makes you wanna gag
N/A : this food so good make me wanna bust
You : nigga go to church (gtc)

National go to church day 

Every Sunday is national go to church day after all these grab ass and dick days we need some cleansing
Hey it’s National go to church day today we definitely need to clense our sole
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026