go masturbate 

... is an alternative to telling someone to go fuck themselves.

my friend: Ha ha! Your favorite team lost today because they did not perform as well as their opponent, on this particular occasion, causing them to have an inferior unit of measuring prowess by the end of the designated time frame for the event that they participated in. ( that is how my friend talks )

me: Go masturbate!

go masturbate by JGuy The Great! July 16, 2011

Masturbation will make you go blind

Blindness caused from masturbation as a result of ejaculating into oneselfs eyeballs.

Grandma said masturbation will make you go blind

Masturbation will make you go blind by Yourwrongangel November 3, 2020

gymasturbate 

When you go to the gym just to watch girls on treadmills and work out in yoga pants.

I went to work out yesterday but all I could do was gymasturbate the whole time.

gymasturbate by whitsdaddy July 13, 2012