go astronaut 

`verb; meaning to get so obsessively jealous in a relationship, one would go to extraordinary methods to hurt a potential competitor.

Used on some late night TV after the February 2007 incident where a lovesick astronaut, Lisa Nowak, drove 900 miles in diapers to confront and threaten a rival for the affections of her boy friend

Not as fatal as going postal, in most cases...

Actually it seems everybody on the OC is ready to go astronaut at the same time.

My first wife went astronaut on my girlfriend when she found out I took her to Branson for her birthday. Fortunately the cops were there

go astronaut by digitalflack December 14, 2008

gastronaut 

A person who is willing to go to great lengths to find exotic, and often, bizarre, foods to eat.

The guy who does "Bizarre Foods" on The Travel Channel is a real gastronaut!

gastronaut by pentozali August 5, 2008

gastronaut 

a person with unusual or eccentric, sometimes ghoulish, tastes.

He is a gastronaut. He eats worm-flavored foods.

gastronaut by uttam maharjan November 18, 2011

gastronaut 

Noun; One who commits suicide by securing a plastic bag over his or her head and pumping in a gas, thereby dying of asphyxiation; the individual's head in the bag gives him or her passing resemblance to an astronaut.

Nico was so upset by Lou's rejection of her that she decided to end her life as a gastronaut.

gastronaut by ARog59 September 25, 2024