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The fattest shit that will ever pass through your bootyhole. The kind of poop that gets stuck to the sides of your buttcrack and stinks up your local churches bathroom. This one will clear out, not only your entire neighborhood, but all of the women coming into your life and immediately make them want out.
“Oh my god I just took a gluth!”
“Jesus, that gluth is burning off my nose hairs!”
“I’ve been slowly slipping out little farts here and there but I think I’m about to gluth. Please pray for me!”
gluth by Zoebobozo August 12, 2022
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Slut Glut Rut 

a condition whereby a male celebrity is so burned out from all the fawning attention that he no longer receives any stimulation from a bikini model slipping her room key into his pocket
Bouncer: Johnny, nice set.
Rockstar: Thank’s, man.
Bouncer: By the way, that hottie in the front row wanted me to give you her phone number.
Rockstar: Nah, you keep it. I think I’m stuck in a slut glut rut.
Slut Glut Rut by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020
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monosodium glutamate 

Longer term for MSG, A flavor enhancer
more commonly used to refer to E621
Joe: Have you heard about some of the controversy surrounding monosodium glutamate?
Ben: You mean the furry porn website or the flavor enhancer

glutbutt 

you should have seen the size of that womans ass, what a glutbutt
glutbutt by DiggyPoos April 13, 2010
A man with a thick penis.
"I heard he has a juicy Gautham."
"Yea, I wouldn't mind tasting it."
"My girl said it was a mouthful."
Gautham by HesWierd69 December 4, 2022

Gallon Gluttony 

A group of middle class and bored adolescents who smash gallons of juice, milk, and other fluids at local supermarkets for youtube stardom and for the purpose of a supposed prank.
Eric Steinberg: Hey man, my mom left me her Bmw, so we can go to the Metro and do some Gallon Gluttony.

Chad Dawkins:Oh bro! Nice, lemme get my cam so we can get some views!

Glut Hung 

A temporary malfunction or fault of equipment.
My phone is glut hung, I cant see any messages.
Glut Hung by Dleph April 10, 2015