glurgflurble

1. The ability of a persons' brain to process information and communicate when someone is very tired, drunk, or impaired.
2. The nonsensical statements when tired, drunk or otherwise impaired
I tried to process what he was saying but all my brain gave me was glurgflurble

Hey you woke me up at 1am. You can deal with the glurgflurble that is my sleepy brain!

"Laughing is not a sign of craziness, unless it is a psychotic cackle for no other reason than you relish the idea of squashing so these puny insects that call themselves human, as is your right and responsibility as the deadly queen monarch butterfly"
"What are you talking about?"
"Don't blame me, its the glurgflurble"
by Struthious January 18, 2017
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