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Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"
I wish Mary would stop sending me glurge.
This story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.
glurge by NuclearMosquito August 1, 2004

Glargenberry 

It's the same principle as dingleberry, but located in the pubic hair of particularly unkempt females and consisting of dried semen and smegma.
I was about to have sex with this really hot girl but she had really bad glargenberry.
Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

Often used to describe chain e-mails.
"That story about the boy with no eyes or ears or skin who got run over by a steamroller the day before he was supposed to get the puppy that his baseball team had saved up to buy him for his ninth birthday is total bullshit. It's just glurge."
glurge by The J-Spot January 16, 2005

glurge list

list of addresses for a glurge or chain letter
If I weren't on her glurge list, I'd never hear from her at all.
glurge list by Slumdog January 18, 2009
A typically short, dark haired, slim and athletic, smart Armenian person. Has a lot of close friends, and has a great family, usually hairier than most Americans.
John: Bro, have you met my new friend Gurgen?

Dave: No man, but day he looks cool, but he is kinda short.

John: He is still awesome!
Gurgen by Freddie the Falcon August 7, 2011

flurgon glurgon 

A completely non-sensical word that has nothing to do with anything and is supposed to sound german. you say it when you can't think of anything else to say and everythings a piece of shit! dont even be skittin me lart!
teacher: "what is your opinion on this poem matthew?"
matthew: "flurgon glurgon"
flurgon glurgon by mezza graves April 12, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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