glurgen

The period of time it takes, after a surreptitious belch, for a victim to smell the noxious, sulphurous face gas that has issued hence.

'Holy fuck!? Has someone burped!'

'Yes, yes I have aaaaand that is shit you can smell.'

'Buuh! That's a glurgen! Buuuh! I just puked in my mouth!'

by LordRogan October 15, 2013

glurge

Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"

I wish Mary would stop sending me glurge.
This story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.

by NuclearMosquito August 1, 2004

Glargenberry

It's the same principle as dingleberry, but located in the pubic hair of particularly unkempt females and consisting of dried semen and smegma.

I was about to have sex with this really hot girl but she had really bad glargenberry.

by The Boss Troll of Isradore January 28, 2012

glurge

Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

Often used to describe chain e-mails.

"That story about the boy with no eyes or ears or skin who got run over by a steamroller the day before he was supposed to get the puppy that his baseball team had saved up to buy him for his ninth birthday is total bullshit. It's just glurge."

by The J-Spot January 16, 2005

glurge list

list of addresses for a glurge or chain letter

If I weren't on her glurge list, I'd never hear from her at all.

by Slumdog January 18, 2009

Gurgen

A typically short, dark haired, slim and athletic, smart Armenian person. Has a lot of close friends, and has a great family, usually hairier than most Americans.

John: Bro, have you met my new friend Gurgen?

Dave: No man, but day he looks cool, but he is kinda short.

John: He is still awesome!

by Freddie the Falcon August 7, 2011

flurgon glurgon

A completely non-sensical word that has nothing to do with anything and is supposed to sound german. you say it when you can't think of anything else to say and everythings a piece of shit! dont even be skittin me lart!

teacher: "what is your opinion on this poem matthew?"
matthew: "flurgon glurgon"

by mezza graves April 12, 2008