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gluntion 

not having a bra on.

regularly going loosey goosey while alone
I came home early to be scarred by my dancing sister's gluntion.
gluntion by drarkwun March 17, 2012

Gluption 

A weird moment when you just can't hear what someone said —It’s not deafness, just… gluption.
Coworker: “Hey, did you hear the part about the deadline moving up to Friday?”
You: “Wait, what? No, I had a full-on gluption during that meeting.”
Gluption by Nav&Am June 14, 2025

Glutionositackafixative 

A word that means sticky or attachable to certain items.
Sentence (Urban Dictionary style):
"Bro, don’t touch that slime! It’s totally glutionositackafixative—I’m still peeling my fingers apart from last time."