glory holling

to take and insert one penis or fist in a females rectum for sexual stimulation.

i took and glory holled your mom on the hood of an el camino.

by pete floyd May 13, 2005

holding on to the glory days

When an older guy who is balding is trying to feel for his hair which no longer exists to fix it.

"Dude did you see Uncle Jim at the wedding last night?"
"Yeah!, he was totally holding on to the glory days!"
"Totally"

by blackmomtryingtosupportafamily July 20, 2014

Gloryholing

-verb (used with object)
The act of inserting one's penis into a vaginal, oral or anal cavity whilst interceding the afformentioned penis through a hole (usually 5-10 cm in diameter) in some type of tangible barrier (i.e. wall, door, window, etc...).

Steen frequently opens his cheeks to random holes in walls, hoping to recieve the warm creamy gift from gloryholing patrons.

by Anonymous gloryholer June 11, 2009

Gloryholing (gamer term)

When your hung up on a glitch/object while trying to run away from an enemy or being attacked, it derives from the phrase "My dick was stuck in the gloryhole" which comes from the idea that if you penis is in a gloryhole and you are surprise attacked you cant really run until you take the time to pull your penis out of the gloryhole though by then your already pretty muck dead. (This term is used in a video game setting and not to be confused with the literal definition of "gloryhole").

Example 1: I was running from the Berserker but i gloryholed on the wall and it killed me.

Example 2: If i wasnt always "Gloryholing (gamer term)" on the doorway he wouldnt be able to kill me with the riot shield.

by leonskenn November 25, 2009

Gloryholing

A term used to describe significantly lowering one’s standards in a desperate attempt to experience physical pleasure.

After 18 long months of celibacy, John determined that gloryholing was his best option.

by G-money Dollah Bills Y’all April 17, 2020