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globtard 

(noun): an individual that is stoned beyond functioning through ingesting hash oil. "Globtard" can also refer to a person that smokes hash oil with such regularity that his/her "normal" functioning has been irreparably impaired. You can spot a globtard usually because their mouths hang loose and rivulets of drool collect on their t shirts while they stare catatonically, neither awake nor asleep.
Dude, I can't smoke hash oil because I turn into such a globtard.

All of those dreadlocked dudes at CU-Boulder are globtards.
globtard by headstash_mcgee July 17, 2014
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A name used by Flat Earthers to make fun of people who believe the Earth is round.
I can't believe my geography teacher is a globetard.
Globetard by Globetard May 6, 2017
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Goobtard 

The combination of goober and retard, reserved for making fun of someone in a mild way
Stroke! You spilt milk all over me goobtard
Goobtard by CanOfSnarf March 16, 2020
Egotists who spends all their time arguing with flattards, and think they're going to teach them the truth.
The only thing worse than a flattard is a globetard.
Globetard by Dust678 April 30, 2019
someone with common sense and does actual science and math h = r - r cos(s/2r) as oppose to 8 inches per mile squared(wich is for parabolas,not spheres),scientists have proven globetards right numerous times and you insist that government bad and science government therefore science bad,go learn something or test the same tests that scientists had to prove the earth is flat,you flattards
person 1:Globetards are dumb
person 2:go back to school
A globe believer who argues with flat earthers online. They are not interested in having an intellectual conversation. They can't not answer any questions or provide any proof that Earth is a rotating, salt water covered, pear flying through a vacuum with a pressurized atmosphere sticking to it.
I used to be a globetard before I found out the Earth is actually not a sphere.

My boyfriend loves crushing the globetard's ego with basic science.

I was brainwashed by the education system and a lifetime of media propoganda with fake images of Earth so much that it turned me into a globetard.
Globetard by Lil' Wodie April 26, 2021
A term used by Flat Earthers to discribe a person with limited intelligence.
Bill trolls globetards on the internet
Globetard by Yahshua Dude August 26, 2018