globtard

(noun): an individual that is stoned beyond functioning through ingesting hash oil. "Globtard" can also refer to a person that smokes hash oil with such regularity that his/her "normal" functioning has been irreparably impaired. You can spot a globtard usually because their mouths hang loose and rivulets of drool collect on their t shirts while they stare catatonically, neither awake nor asleep.

Dude, I can't smoke hash oil because I turn into such a globtard.

All of those dreadlocked dudes at CU-Boulder are globtards.

by headstash_mcgee July 17, 2014

Globetard

A name used by Flat Earthers to make fun of people who believe the Earth is round.

I can't believe my geography teacher is a globetard.

by Globetard May 6, 2017

Goobtard

The combination of goober and retard, reserved for making fun of someone in a mild way

Stroke! You spilt milk all over me goobtard

by CanOfSnarf March 16, 2020

Globetard

Egotists who spends all their time arguing with flattards, and think they're going to teach them the truth.

The only thing worse than a flattard is a globetard.

by Dust678 April 30, 2019

Globetard

someone with common sense and does actual science and math h = r - r cos(s/2r) as oppose to 8 inches per mile squared(wich is for parabolas,not spheres),scientists have proven globetards right numerous times and you insist that government bad and science government therefore science bad,go learn something or test the same tests that scientists had to prove the earth is flat,you flattards

person 1:Globetards are dumb
person 2:go back to school

by kinekosogayhegay June 1, 2020

Globetard

A globe believer who argues with flat earthers online. They are not interested in having an intellectual conversation. They can't not answer any questions or provide any proof that Earth is a rotating, salt water covered, pear flying through a vacuum with a pressurized atmosphere sticking to it.

I used to be a globetard before I found out the Earth is actually not a sphere.

My boyfriend loves crushing the globetard's ego with basic science.

I was brainwashed by the education system and a lifetime of media propoganda with fake images of Earth so much that it turned me into a globetard.

by Lil' Wodie April 26, 2021

Globetard

A term used by Flat Earthers to discribe a person with limited intelligence.

Bill trolls globetards on the internet

by Yahshua Dude August 26, 2018