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Being incredibly intoxicated. A step up from 'slizzed', to be glitzed is to be so wasted it is as if you are looking at the world through a kaleidoscope.
Person 1: "Oh my god, look at John stumbling everywhere!"
Person 2: "Man, he's completely glitzed."
Glitzed by bobfuckinghope August 28, 2011
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Grizzed Out 

Decked out with an exorbitant array of Christmas or holiday lights. Usually in reference to a house but can apply to other properties. The name is in reference to the lead character in the movie Christmas Vacation, Clark W.Griswald, JR. who decorates the outside of the house with 250 strands of lights with 100 bulbs on each strand for a total of 25,000 light bulbs, enough to make the power company turn on their auxiliary nuclear generator.
Wow! Look at that house has some serious Christmas lights on it!

Yeah, it's totally grizzed out!
Grizzed Out by angeloregon December 19, 2011
When someone, or some team, has a golden opportunity to win a game and they make a mistake and blow it.
Tied with one second to go Jeff had a chance to win the game with a pair free throws, but grizzed it when he missed both shots. Then we lost in overtime.
Grizzed by SmacksterB2S2 July 24, 2011

Glizzied 

Getting some phenomenal head, or oral pleasure. Usually getting semen swallowed while still ejaculating in the oral cavity. Top, sloppy toppy, good face, no waste. Extraordinary premium service from the mouth. Way more efficient than "that Becky"... GGB knows this best as the originator of said service...
Yo was up pimpkarii, I'm bout to call this hoe over and get glizzied.
Glizzied by Primetimesez October 26, 2019
Slur for hot-dogs, often referred to as glizzy.
Human 1: I hate hotdogs.
Human 2: Fuck those glizzers!
Glizzer by Heycuties ;) May 13, 2022
Grizzed is when a big,Stinky,hairy often "gay"man (Grizz) stands over you while you sleep and masterbates.
Ha Ha you got "Grizzed"!

Snake pliskin Came over last night...Let just say I got "Grizzed!"

First it molest my buddy and then it "Grizzed" me!...I Want to go home!

Someone "Grizzed" on my dog shit airstrip!
Grizzed by MK JIM July 24, 2009
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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