Glitzed

Being incredibly intoxicated. A step up from 'slizzed', to be glitzed is to be so wasted it is as if you are looking at the world through a kaleidoscope.

Person 1: "Oh my god, look at John stumbling everywhere!"
Person 2: "Man, he's completely glitzed."

by bobfuckinghope August 28, 2011

glitzed

“getting glitzed” refers to the unholy act of being violated in a consensual way.

“getting glitzed”
“that boy just got glitzed”
“i’m glitzing people tonight”

by glynrhondda November 11, 2022

goitzed

a state of ridiculous drunkenness, while still managing to be the life of the party. May be accompanied by random vomiting, and an almost instantaneous recovery.

Wow, Danny sure got goitzed last night, I nearly peed myself watching him moonwalk out of the bathroom blowing kisses.

I can't wait till the pub crawl on Friday! I'm going to get goitzed!

by Ms. Swail February 4, 2010

Glitzer

A fucking punk who thinks they're cooler than everyone when in reality nobody thinks of them very highly.

Sandy is a glitzer, and by that I mean he thinks he's cooler than everyone but in reality nobody thinks of him very highly.

by jexson spankins May 30, 2016

glitzendoodle

Can be used for anything to annoy anyone at any time at all times.

"Hey Mom!"
*long pause*
"GLITZENDOODLE!!"

by Harderdaddy64936 March 21, 2017

Glizzed

The feeling one gets after they eat four or more hotdogs in a row.

After eating those hotdogs, I feel Glizzed as hell.

by kodachromic April 19, 2022