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A lazy waste of space, punching way above his weight with a ridiculously hot girlfriend, comes across slightly camp, in love with love island, useless at banter
Glen Perry: turn the radio down they'll drop spoilers for love island
Glen Perry: this one direction song is so bants, let me turn it up in my convertible so everyone can hear me sing along to it.

Glen Perry: I love miniature dogs.

Glen Perry: I find it weird how everyone keeps mistaking missus for my carer. Probably just bangs. Maybe. I think. Ummm

Glen Perry: I love golf, it's such an extreme sport.
by Matt Langerham July 12, 2017
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