Glen Beck

your typical closet Nazi, he also wears magic underpants as he is a mormon.

I hear Glen Beck hates poor people, what a nazi

by ioplkjgef September 14, 2010

Glen Beck

A dumbass conservative whiner on fox news that Stephen Colbert, and people who can tell an idiot from an actual politics news broadcaster, make fun of.

Guy 1: Did you see Glen Beck?
Guy 2: No, I saw Stephen Colbert make fun of him, though.

by Sergeant Man June 3, 2010

Glen Beck

A raging alcoholic, Morman convert, drug addict, drama queen, cry baby and disgrace to Mount Vernon, Washington. Mr. Beck apparently blew both Bill O'Reilly and Rupert Murdoch to obtain a Fox news time slot. Likes to take it in the ass from Ann Coulter.

"Oh, Ann. It will never fit!" said Glen Beck with an adventurous tone in his voice.

by murdercycle March 31, 2009

Glen Beck

1) Mentally unbalanced

2) Alcoholic

3) Of a considerably low I.Q

4) Latent Pedophiliac Homosexual

5) Conspiracy Theorist

6) Lacks understanding of the term 'Teabagging'

7) Broadcaster on the Republican Propaganda Channel

8) Believes in his Aryan background

9) Fat

10) Large male that cries on syndicated television

11) Currently involved in a sexual relationship with Bill O'Rielly

Person 1: What you think of Robert Mugabe then?

Person 2: He's a total Glen Beck.

by Glen Beck Himself November 8, 2009

glen beck

1) to go on a verbal tyrade that has no logic or sense or basis in fact,

2) to tell endless lies with no overall purpose

3) to lose your shit,

4) to go fucking nuts,

all while waiving your arms and having a crazy-ass look in your eye

Dude#1: How did you break-up with Bambi go last night

Dude#2: Dude, it didnt go well, once I hit her with it, she went all GLEN BECK on my ass, speaking in tounges and waiving her arms like she was on fire. Bitch be loco.

by oilcan905 October 7, 2009

Glenbeckistan

The alternate reality inhabited by teapartiers and fox news viewers in which the President is an illegal alien and medicare employs death squads to exterminate the elderly.

"So Obama sent the navy to blow up that oil rig so he could stop all offshore drilling."
"Dude, that's straight out of Glenbeckistan. Reality is this way."

by daecon May 20, 2010

glenbeckaphobia

Fear of what Glen Beck will say; tends to afflict politicians and those operating in government circles. Symptoms include rapid onset of extreme changes in behaviour and/or staff resulting from the overwhelming fear of being criticized by TV news commentator Glen Beck.

US Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack forced the resignation of Shirley Sherrod, the department's Georgia director of Rural Development, before he knew the whole story due to glenbeckaphobia.

by claudel July 20, 2010