Glenbeckistan

The alternate reality inhabited by teapartiers and fox news viewers in which the President is an illegal alien and medicare employs death squads to exterminate the elderly.

"So Obama sent the navy to blow up that oil rig so he could stop all offshore drilling."
"Dude, that's straight out of Glenbeckistan. Reality is this way."

Glenbeckistan by daecon May 20, 2010

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Glennbeckistan

The unpatriotic action of demonstrated a clear misunderstanding of governmental issues in an attempt to prove an extremely biased point.

Originally coined by Sen. Robert Byrd (D-W. Va.)

The Charleston Daily Mail's editorial on Senate procedures resembles more the barkings from the nether regions of Glennbeckistan then the "sober and second thought" of one of West Virginia's oldest and most respected daily newspapers.

Glennbeckistan by Glennbeckistani March 5, 2010

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Glennbeckistan

A nether region on the outskirts of reason where the ruling oligarhy entertains itself with mindless conspiracy accusations against its political foes. Virtually all of the population of Glennbeckistan is attracted by these pleasant fictions from the bordering states of Dumbfuckistan, Berzerkistan and Denial.

The preacher from Glennbeckistan condemned Santa to hell because he had the same letters in his name as Satan.

Glennbeckistan by Gearwonk March 5, 2010

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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