Glenbeckistan

The alternate reality inhabited by teapartiers and fox news viewers in which the President is an illegal alien and medicare employs death squads to exterminate the elderly.

"So Obama sent the navy to blow up that oil rig so he could stop all offshore drilling."
"Dude, that's straight out of Glenbeckistan. Reality is this way."

Glenbeckistan by daecon May 20, 2010

Glennbeckistan 

The unpatriotic action of demonstrated a clear misunderstanding of governmental issues in an attempt to prove an extremely biased point.

Originally coined by Sen. Robert Byrd (D-W. Va.)

The Charleston Daily Mail's editorial on Senate procedures resembles more the barkings from the nether regions of Glennbeckistan then the "sober and second thought" of one of West Virginia's oldest and most respected daily newspapers.

Glennbeckistan by Glennbeckistani March 5, 2010

Glennbeckistan 

A nether region on the outskirts of reason where the ruling oligarhy entertains itself with mindless conspiracy accusations against its political foes. Virtually all of the population of Glennbeckistan is attracted by these pleasant fictions from the bordering states of Dumbfuckistan, Berzerkistan and Denial.

The preacher from Glennbeckistan condemned Santa to hell because he had the same letters in his name as Satan.

Glennbeckistan by Gearwonk March 5, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022