gleet

The discharge produced by one's genitalia as a result of an advanced case of an STD, particularly gonorrhea.

That guy's so sick you can see the gleet stain through his pants.

gleet by John666 February 22, 2007

gleet

The ejection of saliva directly out of ones salvatory glands and out of his/her mouth. The technique is hard to master. You must quickly press the tip of your tounge against the back of your front teeth, while doing so you must "push down" on the lower part of your toung where the elastic-like tendon that connects the tounge to the bottom of the mouth joins the tounge. It is hard to do, but once done, it it's even harder to master.

Gleeting is fun to do but is fuckin' annoying to have done ot yourself.

gleet by Adam "Tr0n" March 17, 2005

Gleet

The nasty stuff that comes out of your penis when you have an STD such as gonorrhea.

The greasy man walking down the street had gleet stains on his pants.

Gleet by Iron Tager March 10, 2010

gleet

(n.) the whitish discharge that oozes from the urethra when one has gonorrhea. This is seen in both males and females (most other definitions of gleet referring to saliva and spitting are false. Gleet has nothing to do with saliva, unless you suck off or eat out a person with gonorrhea).

Is that gleet on your pants or are you just glad to see me?

gleet by Rob Porter October 2, 2007

gleet

British. Ball glaze, pre-cum. The few clear drops of fluid that struggle past the Jap's eye during sexual stimulus, prefiguring the blowing of the gentleman's stack. Nature's none-too-efficient lubricant.

Despite a generous yield of gleet I ended up with terrible friction burns. That's the last time I fuck a book of carpet samples.

gleet by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

gleet

A technique of spitting that creates a jet of saliva to come through one's incisors (the top two front teeth) and project a considerable distance, usually at a target.

The two children competed to see who could gleet on Jane first.

gleet by ICUMedic May 9, 2004

gleet

A thin foul-smelling discharge that ensues from any orifice after death, as a result of sphincter relaxation or breakdown of internal tissues. Commonly misunderstood to be a discharge from the sex organs during an affliction of STD. This substance is in fact correctly referred to as grume.

'My late shift at the mortuary mostly involves hosing away the gleet.'

'Suck my gleet!' - offensive

gleet by Gruntyface July 8, 2010