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Tendon Rip 

Something you do when you rip a girl's vagina apart.
Guy 1 : Hey i am gonna tendon rip my girl's vagina tonight.

Guy 2 : Ohh ok whatever that suits your taste.

Tendon Cropping 

A vague but harsh sounding punishment for casual conversation. Usually done intentionally.
"If you don't email me back I will crop your tendons intentionally!"
Did you hear that Dr. Pedro did tendon cropping on his patients? He got sued."

Merkades Tendon 

Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.
Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.
Merkades Tendon by Whacky513 December 27, 2019

Ripping the Tendon

A fart. Usually so loud or smelly that you would swear that something ripped.
*Person A farts*
Person B: Would you please stop ripping the tendon in front of my grandma??

Achilles tendon 

A tendon in your foot right above your ankle.
Vital nerve for moving your foot and standing
If you sever your achilles tendons, you won't be able to stand
Achilles tendon by Dr. McFeces December 25, 2011

leroy tendon [schatzenberg] 

the brown line on the back of the penis which stretches down to the ball sack
my leroy tendon is soo stretchy
"leroy tendon schatzenberg"