tendonitis

1. an inflamation of a tendon.

2. a clever and shocking "nickname" to use when introducing a friend at a mexican restaurant. Meant to embarass said friend, confuse the waiter and provide years of future laughter at the thought.

waiter: "welcome to los dos amigos."

you: "hi, i am ryan. this is my girlfriend julia, and this is our friend tendonitis.

waiter: *walks away because he doesn't understand english and now you don't get any fucking tortillas*

by tendonitis October 20, 2008

Tendon

(Noun)strands of tissue that connect the skeletal muscles to bones

Ex. "Make sure to cook the tendon in the chicken well," said the chef.

by Bizzy Artist March 19, 2019

Merkades Tendon

Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.

Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.

by Whacky513 December 27, 2019

Ripping the Tendon

A fart. Usually so loud or smelly that you would swear that something ripped.

*Person A farts*
Person B: Would you please stop ripping the tendon in front of my grandma??

by Funky J and Fresh G June 02, 2010

Achilles tendon

A tendon in your foot right above your ankle.
Vital nerve for moving your foot and standing

If you sever your achilles tendons, you won't be able to stand

by Dr. McFeces December 25, 2011

dragon tendon

The taoist alchemy phrase for penis.

Ouch, she bit off my dragon tendon!

by John MacGregor September 06, 2006

goober tendon

noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.

Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!

by Princess Falullah May 18, 2016