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Glawgle google for a nutty noodle poodle and don't waste time, but just try an oft use key words and you can find yourself lost for words after endless gaping, groping, gasping, clasping, clicking and frolicking prior to find what's on your mind.
glawgle by Hercolena Oliver December 22, 2008
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glaggleland 

The most wonderful place in the world - the place of dreams! A place filled with many smiley faces, nobody can stop smiling! Nobody can stop smiling! Oh how wonderous of a place this is!

Glaggleland is an amusement park with very safe rides and keeps the tourist of Glaggleland (Glagglers) entertained for all of eternity!
"Oh boy, I can't wait to go to Glaggleland!"
glaggleland by Ethnoid December 9, 2022

Glaggle Enphosogarger 

A device used to enphoso the Thorn Glognuts, the pastries eaten at Glaggleland.
The Glaggle Enphosogarger
Glaggle Enphosogarger by Glaggle August 4, 2022
glaggle by baby glaggle June 14, 2023
a silly little smiley face!
species: giggler, enphoso, and gleegus.
look at that glaggle! so joyous.
glaggle by vitaldawg April 28, 2023

Glargle Shnargling 

The process of receiving a blowjob from a girl who has feces in her mouth, preferably from the same man she is blowing.
"What's going on in there?"
"Jenny is glargle shnargling Bret."
Glargle Shnargling by Dildevich February 22, 2011

glaggleland massacre 

A terrifying, deadly, bloody massacre that happened in Glaggleland. Many Glaggles died because of it. The Enphosos were the ones that caused this massacre. This massacre wasn't joyous at all.
Glaggle: What is a Glaggleland Massacre?
Other Glaggle: i wont talk about it. that event wasnt joyous at all.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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