glauk 

An awesome great looking guy, generally tall, funny, and a bit twisted (but then again who isn’t). He’ll always be there when you need him, to hangout, to tall, or be a shoulder to cry on. A Glauk is someone who is loyal to his friends and his significant other as he hold his friendships and relationship to a high regard. A Glauk is one of the most genuine people you will meet, they will tell you how it is even if it hurts, not because he wants to. But because he cares about his relationships with his friend and significant other so much that he’d rather die than to not be a great person.

“what the hell is Glauk doing?!?”
“I think he’s lighting a camp fire.”

glauk by The_Jucice November 23, 2021

Glanket 

A glow in the dark blanked.

P.I.G. stands for Pigs in-a Glanket
What's a glanket?
It's a glow in the dark blanket.

Glanket by That guy in the pants January 20, 2019

Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is more like an excuse to get out of work.

boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!

Anal Glaucoma by kristi ashe April 26, 2005

Glaikit 

Scots for "stupid".

Look at that big glaikit bastard!

Glaikit by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

glankles 

a compound of the words "glass", "ankles". This term describes painful or injured ankles due to infirmity or misadventure.

This term is often used used when a person receives ground-shock when jumping down from something, when an athlete becomes injured from landing on their foot poorly, or in video gaming, where a player's character takes unexpected "fall damage".

The term is similar to "grankles"; infirmity of ankles, and subsequent difficulty walking, due to frailty of advanced age.

"Just jump down, the fence isn't that high!"
"Arrrgh, my glankles!.. no really.. I think I twisted something.."

"She has been sidelined for 3 games because of a recurrent injury. The team is hoping those glankles don't cost them the Cup."

glankles by Erebus February 2, 2019

Glake

Glake is baltimore slang meaning a hoe.
it’s also explained as a female/male that everybody have had.

Yousa Glake 😂

Glake by baltimoremade June 25, 2023

anal-glaucoma

another word for taking a sick day from work or school when you really aren't sick

I called work and took an anal-glaucoma day. I'm still hung over from last night.

I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.

anal-glaucoma by Raina Thomas December 14, 2008