glasses sex

the act where two people wearing glasses as normal, position themselves so that the glasses are in very close proximity in such a way that the intimacy of physical sex is evoked

A guy and girl are sitting on the couch watching a movie with friends.

Guy: Since we can't have real sex, let's have glasses sex
Girl: Ok cool.

glasses sex by Dripee August 17, 2006

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sex glasses

the glasses worn when you're so horny you view anyone as a possible sexual partner, even people you wouldnt normally consider sleeping with.

"i was so desperate last night, i had my sex glasses on and would have fucked anything"

sex glasses by fuckbucket April 7, 2005

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Glassessexual

Some dumb ass that thinks having glasses is a sexuality

Oh that dumb ass thinks he is glassessexual

Glassessexual by Amassivedumbass April 12, 2021

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Glassessessessessessessessessessesses

When someone has too many Glasses

You are a Glassessessessessessessessessessesses

Glassessessessessessessessessessesses by 5 7t January 28, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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