glasses sex

the act where two people wearing glasses as normal, position themselves so that the glasses are in very close proximity in such a way that the intimacy of physical sex is evoked

A guy and girl are sitting on the couch watching a movie with friends.

Guy: Since we can't have real sex, let's have glasses sex
Girl: Ok cool.

by Dripee August 18, 2006

j0j0

A retarded, dying woman.

Can also be used in place of retarded.

Megan: I hit my head on the fridge.
Ally: You're so j0j0!

by Dripee August 10, 2006