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Gràizer 

(Pronounced graiy-zer)

A type of wet fart that leaves skid track marks on a bed sheet after a person ha farted. They are often left in hotel beds on the sheets. The cleaners leave it as a gift for the new residents from the previous ones.
Sue: ben im gonna sleep *opens sheets*..... Ewwww WTF is that shit....
Ben: looks fresh.... It must be a gràizer from the previous residents.
Gràizer by Zimbardo March 12, 2013
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shit grazer

A person who is into scat i.e. sniffing and wallowing in shit, and possibly shit eating. The shit grazer particularly likes to get his dose of shit directly by eating and licking arse. See also Anilingus.
Dental hygienist to Dentist:
"Oh no! That shit grazer Timmy's back again. You can see he's just had his face up a butt crack by the brown trail on his nose. Where are the extra large dental dams?
shit grazer by silkpouch September 15, 2007
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A slur for vegans
I'm going to eat twice as much meat just so that one grazer that thinks they are making a difference, isn't.
Grazer by SillyMaine February 1, 2023

jack dylan grazer 

the fucking hottest human being ever. he stars in IT 2017 and his new show Me,Myself&I.
dude i have an unhealthy obsession with “jack dylan grazer”

jack grazer 

A very hyper, outgoing person. This person has alot of friends and enjoys being the center of attention. has the personality of someone you either love or hate. There is no in between.
"Have you seen the new kid? He's so talkative!"
"I know right? He's such a jack grazer."

grass grazer 

Guy 1: Is Bethany a grass grazer?
Guy 2: Yeah, she hasn't eaten meat in years!
grass grazer by vegetablist May 28, 2011

rim grazer 

Pretty simple dunkshot of a amateur level. Dunker hasn't got a good flip, that's why his dunk barely graze the rim, in some cases it more looks like layup. More applyable to the beginning dunkers. Thanks.
My first rim grazer dunk.
rim grazer by CAH9t.MOCKAJIb July 25, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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