glad bags

Slang for breast implants.

I knew her tits weren't real, but I had fun playing with her glad bags anyway.

by trance_at_yahoo November 20, 2009

glad bagged

To be stupid ass drunk. Trashed.

We got glad bagged off some Jack last night.

by Anthony Gracia January 12, 2008

glad bag

a person who is "hefty, hefty, hefty" i.e. someone who is overweight

No way dude that chick is a stalker, sent her crazy friend to get my number, and is a total glad bag

by wadasayswat November 21, 2010

Garbage bag glad

To express tier 1 gladness.

Karla: Hey Ahson, I just got you new shoe laces.
Ahson: OH KARLA, THAT MAKES ME GARBAGE BAG GLAD!

by NoFearNasir August 11, 2012

glad bag

A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.

"I burst her glad bag" -

"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-

by defined-ignition April 7, 2022