a true girl skateboarder is one who doesnt skate just to pull boys or too look cool.. or to be like Avril.. a true one is who does it for fun and enjoys what she does.. and doesnt just up when they break a nail or get a grazed elbow... a true one atleast hows how to ollie (or even knows how to ride a board) and knows 10 other skaters rather then Bam margera and Tony Hawk.
real: yo, hus ur fav skater?
fake: Bam margera hes the best and gosh hes soo sexy..
real: right right.. heard of rodney mullen?
fake: er.. noo.. oh god look at that guy other there hes sooo fit..im going to show he i can skate.. hes too fit and woo hes looking at me..im gonna go skate up to him.. *gets on board, starts to kick.. woops falls off board* Ouchh broke a nail.. worst day of my life!
real: shes not a true girl skateboarder :(
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"