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giraffic
giraffic by DoctorBoomerang December 15, 2025
Giraffic Park
Giraffic Park by Arty Curry May 23, 2018
giraffing it
It's like this really sexual filthy, filthy thing where you and however many partners try to eat fruit out of trees. Right out of 'em. And there's, I don't know where the insertion happens maybe like, after you eat all the fruit out of the trees you lay down on each other? Back and forth on each other and you enjoy the fruity taste that you got in your mouth.
There's a risk if a second potential partner enters there area, you have to slap your necks together to establish dominance.
Lot of injuries from that.
There's a risk if a second potential partner enters there area, you have to slap your necks together to establish dominance.
Lot of injuries from that.
giraffing it by Bramblepelt August 12, 2019
Giraffica
Definition: a underpaid college intern under extreme mental stress and is forced to do things for money by his/her’s boss and bosses friends.
He is a giraffica
Girrafficorn
Girraficorns are a mixture of Girraffes and Unicorns. They are the most amazing things ever created by who ever creaated the universe and they make everybody's world go around. They glitter and sparkle and are amazing.
Girrafficorn by GIRRAFICORN December 4, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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