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Giraffica 

Definition: a underpaid college intern under extreme mental stress and is forced to do things for money by his/her’s boss and bosses friends.
He is a giraffica
Giraffica by Giraffica February 27, 2021
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giraffing it 

It's like this really sexual filthy, filthy thing where you and however many partners try to eat fruit out of trees. Right out of 'em. And there's, I don't know where the insertion happens maybe like, after you eat all the fruit out of the trees you lay down on each other? Back and forth on each other and you enjoy the fruity taste that you got in your mouth.

There's a risk if a second potential partner enters there area, you have to slap your necks together to establish dominance.

Lot of injuries from that.
I don't wanna kiss and tell but this week me and my girl were totally giraffing it.
giraffing it by Bramblepelt August 12, 2019

Girrafficorn 

Girraficorns are a mixture of Girraffes and Unicorns. They are the most amazing things ever created by who ever creaated the universe and they make everybody's world go around. They glitter and sparkle and are amazing.
Stephanie is such a wonderful person, she is such a girrafficorn!
Girrafficorn by GIRRAFICORN December 4, 2011

Giraffin 

Getting so high off one's self, they feel superior
"White people out here giraffin!" - Angry Educated Black Man
Giraffin by AdilBeMe September 23, 2017

baby giraffing 

When one is so intoxicated that their walking ressembles that of a newborn baby giraffe; typically witnessed when college sorority girls in unusually high heels try to leave (i.e. stumble from) the bar after a night of frinks
"Man did you see Karah last night?! She was baby giraffing the whole way to the car!!"
baby giraffing by pbstell April 14, 2014

Giraffiti 

Giraffiti is works of art, more commonly known as Graffiti, on bridges, 2nd storys or more of buildings, etc, eg somewhere up high.
Giraffiti by Nickie AKA Minx2812 January 20, 2009
A giraffe which has a short SEXY moustache who is Jewish and chubby can often be found on the outskirts of your local GUN shop sometimes can be identified as a giraffnia by mistake
Jonny: hey is that a .... you know...
Robert: a.. giraffino...

DUN DUN DUUNNNNN
Carl: oh dang boys we gotta get outta here

Amber: wait isn’t he friends with that like penguino guy you know the one with the sombrero hat in the Ford Fiesta

The rest: we know now shut the FUCK up idiot
Giraffino by 69nice January 1, 2020
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