giraffe's ass 

What you are higher than when you are good and fucked up.

"Remember that day I ate that whole edible by myself? I was Higher than a giraffe's ass."

giraffe's ass by Felicityfartwell October 9, 2020

high as a giraffe's ass 

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.

You: I'm high as a giraffe's ass.
Me: Stick yo head in that giraffe's ass then.

high as a giraffe's ass by thiiiiick November 29, 2013

Fart under a giraffes ass 

This is like water under the bridge, you missed me with the bullshit, it will blow over etc . In other words, don’t stress it.

Did you hear that so-and-so wants to whoop your ass, oh that’s a fart under a giraffes ass. Now

Fart under a giraffes ass by The reverend t Texas September 22, 2019