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high as a giraffe's ass 

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.
You: I'm high as a giraffe's ass.
Me: Stick yo head in that giraffe's ass then.
high as a giraffe's ass by thiiiiick November 29, 2013

Fart under a giraffes ass 

This is like water under the bridge, you missed me with the bullshit, it will blow over etc . In other words, don’t stress it.
Did you hear that so-and-so wants to whoop your ass, oh that’s a fart under a giraffes ass. Now