giraffe's ass

What you are higher than when you are good and fucked up.

"Remember that day I ate that whole edible by myself? I was Higher than a giraffe's ass."

by Felicityfartwell October 09, 2020

pants painter

A wet fart that spray paints your undies Brown all the way through to your pants.

The fart I unleashed after eating at the Mexican buffet was horrible. I could tell by the sound it was a pants painter.

by Felicityfartwell November 15, 2017