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Gingervention 

A necessary intervention performed by friends or family, to rescue someone who has found themselves "partnered up" with a person of the red-headed persuasion, a.k.a. "a ginger."
Sally: "Did you see the soulless Fanta-pants Joy brought to dinner last night?"

Joe: "I sure did - time for a Gingervention, methinks."
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gingervention 

it is what a lame ginger needs when they can't deal with their ginger awesome ness... they dye their hair and cover their freckles with makeup. it's just not right.
hailey:i just dyed my hair brown
adam:u need an intervention
matt: jenn dyed her hair too, they both need gingerventions!
gingervention by thtkidmatt March 15, 2011

gingerception 

when you don't know if a ginger is mad attractive or ugly as fuck bc you're just so overwhelmed by the blazing embers of their scalp
Bro, I have another case of gingerception. After this past Harry Potter weekend, I think Ron Weasley might be hot.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026