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The Gilroy 

A highly concentrated pheromone usually found in cologne or perfume, when applied to the nape of the neck, even in minuscule amounts, the scent will cause the opposite sex to become incredibly aroused with sexual passion and desire.
In Ocean's Thirteen, The Gilroy is when Matt Damon's character, Linus Caldwell (posing as Lenny Pepperidge in disguise), sets up Ellen Barkin's character, Abigail Sponder for seduction; and consequently ends up stealing the diamonds.
The Gilroy by MTF August 6, 2008

Gilroy Santa Maria College

a school in Ingham full of Fucking rich Italians and pedophilic teachers with a stick up their arse. go to church and beg for forgiveness motherfuckers.

The boys cant shut the fuck up about their motorbikes and all the girls have pictures of their cowboy hats and boots so they can prove that they "work" on the farm.
They go to fucking church and pray to jesus then go date their cousin.
They're all related and date each other cause they all came from the same 3 fucking oldies 200 years ago
Gilroy Boy 1: My crf250f would thrash your yz250f because my bike has a better graphics kit
Gilroy Boy 2: I make better tiktok edits of my bike and my wheelies, so I am better cunt.

Gilroy Girl 1 in the distance listening: He is so hot but he is my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 2 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 3 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 4 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 5 in the distance listening: He is everyone's ex boyfriend we have all dated each other here at Gilroy Santa Maria College
Gilroy is a A town/city in the South Bay under San Jose, most people here sleep then commute to the valley just to hold on to their 9-5 jobs. More housing suburbs rather then companies. As I was raised here I can say pretty safe town. Most people won’t know where you live so you say near San Francisco anyways it’s like 2 hours away. Gilroy High sucks with all the latinas fighting for their shitty bf in the hallways. Christopher high is where all the rich suburban whites go and where your soul goes to die. Are fun is to go to in-in-out while your high off your ass. The gilroy outlets are filled with teenagers that never had a job. Pretty boring outlets ngl, the town is made up of whites and Mexicans. Known for Garlic and wineries which screams middle aged mom that shops at Nob Hill for fun. The people who dream bigger normally get out because rent is so goddam high. Getting drunk or high is something to be proud of here. Gavilan college sucks that’s where all the failed teachers spend there dying days. Gilroy gardens is for little kids and to get food poisoning by a underpaid teen worker serving food. The people who love it here normally have 5 kids and 408 for life in there Instagram captions. At least we are 30min away from Santa Cruz mountains and near beaches. San Jose will force gilroy to grow due to how expensive cost of living is. People like to flex how much they pay for rent here.
Gilroy Yeah bro I only pay 2,500 for a one bedroom, bro that’s nothing I pay 3,000 for a one bedroom with a bathroom and it’s near a 7-eleven. Damn bro…. You have it good…
gilroy by Dontbeme July 25, 2021
Gilrose is such an emphatetic person, she is tend to be thoughtful and kindhearted, and she hates the idea of hurting anyone, even unintentionally. Though she might be stubborn, she is an open-minded ang generous person. She is a one of a kind, you'll be lucky to find someone like her. Gilrose is such a loving person, but that is also her weakness.

Best partnered with an Aquarius ♥️.
I named my baby, Gilrose.

Gilrose is such a wonderful name.
Gilrose by Horoscope 101 June 7, 2021
where all the beaners live
he man dont go to gilroy thats where all the beaners are at!
gilroy by epod December 14, 2008

Robert Gilroy

A person that gets really drunk at a party at a trailer and pees on the floor in the living room thinking it was the bathroom.
"man i drunk i got to piss"
"go piss man just don't pull a
Robert Gilroy go to the bathroom"

"He is pissing on the floor!"
"WHAT!"
Robert Gilroy by cmason December 16, 2008
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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