A little chuckle that makes you squirt, typically in the workplace when a loud laugh would be disruptive. Instead, you let out a little giggle squirt, or Giggle Squirt Out Loud - #GSOL.
Phylicia sent me a picture of Brendon's naked body during a meeting, it made me giggle squirt a little.
"We were engaged in intercourse while Seinfeld played in the background. Unfortunately, George Costanza caused me to become momentary distracted and I shot a gigglespurt. We've mutually agreed that rolling news networks are the only channels suitable during copulation."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.