gigabillion

A shit Ton of something

Tom: "yo that's a gigabillion frogs"

by Opposition12 May 22, 2024

gabillion

A number so immense that it cannot be comprehended with the human mind. So large that the word large doesn't begin to describe it. (Neither does huge, or gigantic. fyi)

No I won't lend you any more money from crack, you already owe me like a gabillion dollars.

by Senor Sabado April 7, 2005

gigazillion

a billion gazillions

"What brilliant economy of explanatory causes, compared with all those gigazillions of independent electrons all just happening to be the same!" - Richard Dawkins, "The God Delusion"

by Adam Henderson December 14, 2008

Gigaballin

Using up your phone data in excess, because you're a baller.

I don't give a fuck how big this file is. I'm gigaballin.

by Bucklechow May 9, 2014

Gabillionaire

Person who uses a countless number of fake words in common speech.

That man had so much money that he was a gabillionaire.

by ReReReRe March 19, 2009

gabillion

The amount of frivolous government spending of my hard-earned tax dollars.

Congress passed a gabillion dollar budget for 2005.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Gabillionaire

Function: noun

Date: coined early twenty-first century

1. A person whose estimations of worth include pseudo-numbers, often with mix-and-match prefixes and suffixes.
<ka-million, qua-trillion, ga-zillion, etc.> If a person uses this word to describe a wealthy individual, they are themselves, in fact, the true "gabillionaire".


2. One whose assets exceed the nonsensical amount of "gabillion". A rare breed, to be sure.

1. "It's ok, I have a bazillion of these at home. Take some." -person

"You must be able to afford them because you're a gabillionaire." -other person *chuckles knowingly*



2. The gabillionaire's home was hard to find, given that their party had no idea what it looked like; the proprietor had described the value his estate in terms that cannot be represented in standard bank accounts.

by calubflower April 1, 2009