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gibb slap 

the art of slapping the upside of your head, usually follows after someone says or does something insanely stupid. Leroy Gethro Gibbs started this trend in NCIS to knock some sense into his team.
Also can be used as a warning before a bitch slap.
Laura gave me a gibb slap after she found out that the fall off the roof hadn't hurt me.

Girl 1: My boyfriend and I broke up last night when I bitch slapped him for checking out another girl's ass
Girl 2: You should have just gave him a gibb slap and you two would still be together.
gibb slap by peoplelovesogs October 8, 2009
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Gibbslap 

Getting a semi-gentle smack on the back of your head after you do or say something stupid or make a sarcastic comment.
Named after Supervisory Special Agent Leory Jethro Gibbs from the tv show NCIS who smacks his team on the back of the head (most often DiNozzo) when they say or do something stupid, make a sarcastic comment or a joke about him. This action is referred to by his team as being 'Gibbslapped'
Gibbslap by Mal Reynolds October 18, 2008

Gibbslap 

Gibbslap
The slap you get on the back of the head by a superior intellect when you say or do something stupid.
When the said " Why do I have to wash the dishes? " They just gets dirty again." my wife Gibbslapped me.
Gibbslap by Tony Kessler November 26, 2016

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026