A condition among people with strong idiosyncratic grammatical preferences who have been repeatedly exposed to Giada De Laurentiis ending sentences with the word "golden." Symptoms include an uncontrollable urge to yell "Brown!" whenever hearing anyone say it in reference to cooking.
The man with Giadagrammatitis yelled "Brown!" at his TV while watching the Food Network.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.