Giadagrammatitis 

A condition among people with strong idiosyncratic grammatical preferences who have been repeatedly exposed to Giada De Laurentiis ending sentences with the word "golden." Symptoms include an uncontrollable urge to yell "Brown!" whenever hearing anyone say it in reference to cooking.

The man with Giadagrammatitis yelled "Brown!" at his TV while watching the Food Network.

Giadagrammatitis by Red-lah April 28, 2023