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A ghurt is someone that acts like a right asshole.

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OMG. Azeem is being such a 'ghurt' lately.
Ghurt by Lauraa !! September 15, 2007
Related Words
Ghurt • gurt • Gurting • gurth • gurty • Gurtej • gurthy • Ghart • ghunt • glurt
Would you like some ghurt?
Ghurt by bichealstevens July 3, 2018
A word for a peewee/looser who gets no hoes and is a massive nerd
Aidan-“Yo did you hear about fenn he just got rejected by his crush”

Billy-“yeah I heard… he’s such a ghurt”
Ghurt by Trillist of them all August 14, 2025

gurtschnurger 

The minute piece of turd that's left clinging to the toilet after multiple flushes.
OMG bob, check out this gurtschnurger. Hes not budging!
gurtschnurger by analfunnyjuice September 4, 2018

Ghurkin Fish 

A very ugly mutant toad fish often found around Port Phillip Bay and Westernport in Victoria.
A mostly unwanted inedible fish to the angler, but is the source of amusement to his friends.
1. friend say's "Ha ha you caught another Ghurkin Fish, do you need me to pass the gaff"

angler "Fuck you" and piff's the Ghurkin fish in his friends general direction.

2. "You know you can't eat a Ghurkin Fish they are a poisonous type of puffer fish!"
"Sounds good can you pass the bacon lube and I'll take it to the pleasure dome to see if I can inflate it"
Ghurkin Fish by Vikodin3 August 6, 2012

Ghartoosh 

Arabic word meaning "Baby Killer"
Holy shit is that a Ghartoosh!!!
Ghartoosh by OGshottyscrub February 11, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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