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1. (v.) To ejaculate; cum; spooge; blow a load; bust a nut; fire a mayonnaise missile; lob a semen grenade.

2. (n.) Semen.
1. Despite explicit instructions not to release, he proceeded to glurt anyway, creating a very sticky situation.

2. What initially appeared to be an innocent dollop of mayonnaise on the kitchen table turned out to be a glurt deposit left by the neighbor's horny dog.
by YalamDruid March 09, 2017
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a woman so unbelievably hideous that she is upsetting to be around or even acknowledge in any way.
"Hey, there's YOUR honey!"
*looks* "Oh holy God, what a glurt!" *scarred for life*
"Hahahaha!"
by Moonmantis October 28, 2009
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