glurt 

1. (v.) To ejaculate; cum; spooge; blow a load; bust a nut; fire a mayonnaise missile; lob a semen grenade.

2. (n.) Semen.

1. Despite explicit instructions not to release, he proceeded to glurt anyway, creating a very sticky situation.

2. What initially appeared to be an innocent dollop of mayonnaise on the kitchen table turned out to be a glurt deposit left by the neighbor's horny dog.

glurt by YalamDruid March 9, 2017

glurt 

a woman so unbelievably hideous that she is upsetting to be around or even acknowledge in any way.

"Hey, there's YOUR honey!"
*looks* "Oh holy God, what a glurt!" *scarred for life*
"Hahahaha!"

glurt by Moonmantis October 28, 2009

Glurt 

A combination of glue and dirt that occurs under a bandage that has been worn too long.

Holy cow, that old neph tube dressing was developing some crazy glurt under it.

Glurt by Casius King July 24, 2022

Slut Glut Rut 

a condition whereby a male celebrity is so burned out from all the fawning attention that he no longer receives any stimulation from a bikini model slipping her room key into his pocket

Bouncer: Johnny, nice set.
Rockstar: Thank’s, man.
Bouncer: By the way, that hottie in the front row wanted me to give you her phone number.
Rockstar: Nah, you keep it. I think I’m stuck in a slut glut rut.

Slut Glut Rut by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020

monosodium glutamate 

Longer term for MSG, A flavor enhancer
more commonly used to refer to E621

Joe: Have you heard about some of the controversy surrounding monosodium glutamate?
Ben: You mean the furry porn website or the flavor enhancer

monosodium glutamate by bill but not really September 20, 2020

glutbutt 

a woman with a fat ass

you should have seen the size of that womans ass, what a glutbutt

glutbutt by DiggyPoos April 13, 2010

glurge 

Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"

I wish Mary would stop sending me glurge.
This story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.

glurge by NuclearMosquito August 1, 2004