ghost turds

dust under bed u find when dong sum spring cleaning
dust under bed, can be found under coffee tables and dressers, dumb little ghost turds
by jOMEL March 27, 2007
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ghost turds

Tufts and whorls of accumulated dirt found on floors and under beds, couches, etc. in unswept rooms.
Joe, straighten up your room! And do something about those ghost turds near the grandfather clock!
by pentozali February 06, 2006
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ghost turds

A scatological song written in 1986 by Howard Hurtt to the tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky, popular among CRF cavers.
Yippio, yippiyay, ghost turds in the john.
by unclefuzzy June 21, 2011
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ghost turd

when you sit on the can and you can swear you're droppin a laod, but when you turn around to admire your work there's no sighn of it
oh, man, i just laid a ghost turd
by Anonymous July 23, 2003
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Ghost Turd

Similar to a "Clean Pinch" in as much as you go to wipe your rusty sherrif's badge after taking a forest and low and behold no evidence that you actually had a turd.
Fred - "It stinks so bad in there you must have left skids in your pants?"

Bob - "The exact opposite my friend - the ghost turd rides again!"
by Harry Kovert February 14, 2014
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ghost turd

also known as the disappearing mud monkey, its when you let out a chocolate hotdog but look down later to discover a toilet with no turd in it.
holy crap, i just had my first ghost turd
by mrwhite1337 June 16, 2008
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Ghost turd

When you have taken a turd and it is so heavy that it disappears and has already gone through the plumbing before you've had a look.
James took a big, BIG log one day only to find that it had disappeared by the time he had gotten up to take a look. The bowl was empty with no turd in sight. James excitedly ran to his mother - Mummy, I did a ghost turd!!!
by ghostieroastie April 11, 2009
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