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ghost turds 

Tufts and whorls of accumulated dirt found on floors and under beds, couches, etc. in unswept rooms.
Joe, straighten up your room! And do something about those ghost turds near the grandfather clock!
ghost turds by pentozali April 9, 2006

ghost turds 

A scatological song written in 1986 by Howard Hurtt to the tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky, popular among CRF cavers.
Yippio, yippiyay, ghost turds in the john.
ghost turds by unclefuzzy June 21, 2011

Ghost Turds 

Also known as Styrofoam Packing Peanuts. Those little foam bits meant to protect a product that was shipped in a box. Often white, and thus also referred to as 'Ghost Turds'
1. Michael opened the box, and had to dig through all the Ghost Turds to take out the tiny statue he had bought for his collection.

2. Jeanette watched her cat jump into the box, then come out of it quickly, it's fur static and covered in styrofoam peanuts.
"Awww, Waffles, you're covered in Ghost Turds!"
Ghost Turds by VampireTate May 13, 2019

ghost turd 

when you sit on the can and you can swear you're droppin a laod, but when you turn around to admire your work there's no sighn of it
oh, man, i just laid a ghost turd
ghost turd by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Ghost Turd 

Similar to a "Clean Pinch" in as much as you go to wipe your rusty sherrif's badge after taking a forest and low and behold no evidence that you actually had a turd.
Fred - "It stinks so bad in there you must have left skids in your pants?"

Bob - "The exact opposite my friend - the ghost turd rides again!"
Ghost Turd by Harry Kovert February 14, 2014

ghost turd 

also known as the disappearing mud monkey, its when you let out a chocolate hotdog but look down later to discover a toilet with no turd in it.
holy crap, i just had my first ghost turd
ghost turd by mrwhite1337 June 16, 2008