ghost monkey 

When you allow your opponent in fantasy football to set your lineup as a way to get in said opponent’s head. This causes your opponent to second guess every move including when s/he sets their own lineup.

He put the ghost monkey on my back and caused me to lose the fantasy football match.

ghost monkey by Santos L Harper October 21, 2020

ghost money 

when you have money in your wallet or bank account that already has an intended use

I need this money to buy books for school, it's ghost money

ghost money by Otidi September 15, 2010

ghost money 

money that appears in a bank account but does not actually "exist" in the sense that it's required to pay a bill or rent, or a check was written for X amount and that amount in the account is untouchable

hey wanna go hit the bars tonight?
can't got no money
thought you just got paid?
yeah that's ghost money, it's rent week :P
oh.... bummer

ghost money by UM North Quad August 11, 2012

ghost money 

another way of saying worthless or broke

Dude 1: "dude, i totally am loaded with GHOST MONEY!!"
Dude 2: "that sucks man..."

ghost money by Nick463 February 10, 2008

Wifi Money Ghost 

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.

Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost

Wifi Money Ghost by 0xRage September 26, 2023