ghost logging

Its when you play DayZ, and log off in the middle of a fight, generally when in cover so the other player is still hunting for you, but wil never find you

(player 1 and his friend see player 2, and starts shooting)
(player 2 jumps behind a rock and logs off)
player 1: "Come on out!"
player 1's friend: "Don't bother, he's ghost logging"

by Blazingscout April 12, 2014

Ghost Log

When you feel like taking a dump, but then suddenly the urge disappears.

Man.. I just walked to the bathroom, turned out it was just a Ghost Log. I no longer need to shit!

by Lil Barber April 4, 2020

Ghost Log

When you wipe your anus to find no fecal matter on the paper after a considerably large bowel movement.

After John had a noticeably large bowel movement, a log, he went to wipe and there was nothing on the toilet paper. He had a ghost log.

by einsteinsbooger222 February 3, 2026