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ghost blowjob

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n.
1.The act of covert fellatio. Sometimes given in surprise, but never seen.

Synonyms: stealth bj, You don't see snake, Undercover Lover, camouflage cock suck

2.Fellatio delivered by a departed spirit or otherworldly entity. Not limited to ghosts, but also spiritual beings, deities, and even interdimensional beings and astrally-projected souls. Ghost BJs are prized and sought after for the seamless penetration of an incorporeal mouth and head,and the tingling sensation that immaterial matter and spiritual energy (as well a good sucking) gives the recipient's penis. Rarely ever discreet, because they are unbelievably good.
1.Kayla/Kevin gave me a JAWESOME ghost blowjob under the table during our dinner date.

2.Male: GHOST BLOWJOB! WOO WOO WOOOO!
Ghost:Do you have to yell that every time?
ghost blowjob by Scallion March 6, 2009
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giving the ghost a blow job 

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When you are sitting in class and keep nodding off so that your head slides forward and then you jerk back awake so that it looks like you're giving a blow job to the invisible person in front of you.
"I saw you over there giving the ghost a blow job"
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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