ghonasyphilherpaids

The ultimate STD; causes genital bleeding, sores, warts, and even green discharges from the penis, vagina, or other genitals. For men, it may cause the penis to turn red then black then fall off.

Sarah: ohhh baby that was so good

Jack: mmmm yeah it was

Sarah: but I need to tell you something...

Jack: what is it babe?

Sarah: I have ghonasyphilherpaids...

Jack: NOOO! Sh!t! My dick is gonna fall off!