ghettosaur

Someone who has lived in the hood for so long that they are likened to be a dinosaur of the ghetto.

One kid to another: "Who's that crazy old cracker pushing the cart?"
Other kid: "Old Bob? Dude, that guy is a ghettosaur!"

by idiotboxradio May 20, 2006

GhettoMart

The Walmart located on Elm street in Erie Pennsylvania on the East side of the city.

You should have seen all the junkies shoplifting at GhettoMart, Erie’s east side is getting wild!

by FaintRush December 31, 2019

ghettotard

1. People who affect ghetto manners, clothing, and speech to such a degree that their speech and methods of expression are incomprehensible to the average person. 2. Affecting ghetto culture to the point that it looks, and sounds, ridiculous.

"I told the wigger with the grill in his mouth, 'Quit being a ghettotard!'"

by Six_gun_samurai August 20, 2008

Ghettocure

When your pedicure is chipped but you have no time or money to get it redone so you paint over it to get by

The act of fixing things in a cheap and aesthetically not pleasing way

Damn I have a date in half an hour and my toenail chipped. I'm just gonna ghettocure that sh$@)

My dresser drawer broke so I just ghettocured it with some duct tape.

My car window won't roll up, so I ghetto cured it with a garbage bag and tape

My fence broke and I can't afford a new one so I ghettocured it with rope.

by LL Housewife March 11, 2013

GhettoASMR

a lonely asmrtist on a quest to find the true lioness for his tingle and to cure trolls of tingle immunity. Also he makes birb noises to a lioness.

GhettoASMR is a legitimate weirdo who is desperate for clout.

by AgapeAlwaysWins July 9, 2021

Ghettosburg

A small town in Pennsylvania known for its historical events and mind-boggling amounts of ghettoness.

Friend: "I'm goin' to Ghettosburg for a little vay-cay, 'll try not to get shot up!"

Me: "Ghettosburg?"

Friend: "A lil' town up in p-vania, heard sumtin 'bout it in school."

Me: "You mean Gettysburg?"

Friend: "Nahh man, I gots family up there, I gotta war to fight. Dose niggas haulin' some pretty crazy shit."

Me: "Did you pay any attention to school at all?!?!"

by Tinted Windows August 10, 2012

Ghettourmet

A combination of low-value or 'ghetto' foods combined to make a decent meal.

This ramen with cheese and hot sauce is pretty damn good, ghettourmet at its finest!

by The Starving LARPist July 29, 2011