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Ghettocure 

When your pedicure is chipped but you have no time or money to get it redone so you paint over it to get by

The act of fixing things in a cheap and aesthetically not pleasing way
Damn I have a date in half an hour and my toenail chipped. I'm just gonna ghettocure that sh$@)

My dresser drawer broke so I just ghettocured it with some duct tape.

My car window won't roll up, so I ghetto cured it with a garbage bag and tape

My fence broke and I can't afford a new one so I ghettocured it with rope.
Ghettocure by LL Housewife March 11, 2013
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ghetticure 

A pedicure or manicure where one paints over existing chipped nail polish before going to a special event. Usually done after shaving legs in sink. Etymology: ghett(o)- (man)icure/(ped)icure
I wanted to wear my peeptoe pumps to the partay, but my toenail polish was chipped & peeled. So I gave myself a ghetticure.
ghetticure by 208REgirl October 15, 2008

Ghettopreneur 

A person who runs a small(usually illegal) but successful business in the ghetto.
She's a ghettopreneur: she's been sellin' bootleg clothes from China for years.

Miguel's got the best crack sells of all ghettopreneurs round here.

Before Jay Z was a rapper he was a ghettopreneur.
Ghettopreneur by EricKay August 6, 2009

Ghettogreens 

A Drug Store chain located in an adventurous neighborhood.
Derived from the name of a well known drug store chain, Walgreens.

"I'm going down to Ghettogreens to get my prescription filled."
Ghettogreens by Tina Marie July 29, 2005

ghettoquette 

the proper conduct or procedure prescribed by people of a lower economic class. See also ghettiquette
I scored a sack for my friend and she did not smoke me out before she left. That bitch has no ghettoquette.
ghettoquette by Malinda and Alex March 15, 2004

ghettocrackalicka 

A phrase commonly used by Purdue students to describe something that is extremely fabulous and trashy. This phrase can most often be heard coming out of Anthony Covarrubias' mouth.
That girl on the corner is so ghettocrackalicka all night long!!

Ghettourmet 

A combination of low-value or 'ghetto' foods combined to make a decent meal.
This ramen with cheese and hot sauce is pretty damn good, ghettourmet at its finest!
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