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ghetto life 

Where you and three other friends order from the Dollar Menu at McDonalds. Then all four of you take out your change and you barely have enough to get one of those huge 69 cents sodas.
Cashier: Hi, how may I help you?
Customer: Can I get a cheeseburger?
Cashier: Yes, that will be $1.67 please. Is there anything else you would like to order?
Customer: Oh wait, I don't have $1.67.
Cashier: Well you can get the double cheeseburger, it's on the Dollar Menu and it's only $1.07 including tax.
Customer: Okay! I'll get that!

Customer One: I want a soda, but I don't have enough money to get one.
Customer Two: Ohh get one of those huge 69 cents soda they got here.
Customer Three: Yeah! Those are huge!
Customer One: But I still don't have enough...
Customer Four: Here I got some change.
*All four customers finally dig out a total of 68 cents and when they order it they beg the cashier to chip in a penny*

That is the way of ghetto life.
ghetto life by Henry 81 July 12, 2007
Words you can keep

Ghetto life insurance 

When you're life is so meaningless you go out of your way to get killed by the police or a city bus in the hopes that your surviving family who wants nothing to do with your sorry ass anyways will get half the money the courts award you at the taxpayers expense. The other half goes to the lawyers and Al Sharpton.
Yeah... He was a gud boy. He was get 'n his life back together. He was going to community college and trying to record his rhymes. He dindu nuff 'n and the police shot 'em. He goan git fat ghetto life insurance doh...

ghettolize

The modify an object or word to make it more street-talk and African-American dialect.
Wear them propa clothz you goin ta pray yo - Please wear proper clothes as you are going to church
ghettolize by somemoron May 1, 2005

ghettolized 

This is when someone take some white people shit and make it hood or ratchet as fuck.
Instead of Elizabeth it would be ghettolized Alisahbeth
ghettolized by Derbie A. September 15, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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