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ghetto life 

Where you and three other friends order from the Dollar Menu at McDonalds. Then all four of you take out your change and you barely have enough to get one of those huge 69 cents sodas.
Cashier: Hi, how may I help you?
Customer: Can I get a cheeseburger?
Cashier: Yes, that will be $1.67 please. Is there anything else you would like to order?
Customer: Oh wait, I don't have $1.67.
Cashier: Well you can get the double cheeseburger, it's on the Dollar Menu and it's only $1.07 including tax.
Customer: Okay! I'll get that!

Customer One: I want a soda, but I don't have enough money to get one.
Customer Two: Ohh get one of those huge 69 cents soda they got here.
Customer Three: Yeah! Those are huge!
Customer One: But I still don't have enough...
Customer Four: Here I got some change.
*All four customers finally dig out a total of 68 cents and when they order it they beg the cashier to chip in a penny*

That is the way of ghetto life.
ghetto life by Henry 81 July 12, 2007
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Ghetto life insurance 

When you're life is so meaningless you go out of your way to get killed by the police or a city bus in the hopes that your surviving family who wants nothing to do with your sorry ass anyways will get half the money the courts award you at the taxpayers expense. The other half goes to the lawyers and Al Sharpton.
Yeah... He was a gud boy. He was get 'n his life back together. He was going to community college and trying to record his rhymes. He dindu nuff 'n and the police shot 'em. He goan git fat ghetto life insurance doh...

ghettolize

The modify an object or word to make it more street-talk and African-American dialect.
Wear them propa clothz you goin ta pray yo - Please wear proper clothes as you are going to church
ghettolize by somemoron May 1, 2005

ghettolized 

This is when someone take some white people shit and make it hood or ratchet as fuck.
Instead of Elizabeth it would be ghettolized Alisahbeth
ghettolized by Derbie A. September 15, 2018

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026