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Getting Stabbed 

Getting Stabbed by Flipty9 March 22, 2022

Kids are getting stabbed 

Hey! You know who HASN'T stabbed any kids?
Hym 😃👈 "THIS GUY! But you know what? If what is happening to me is happening to other people, I AM NOT SURPRISED IN THE LEAST THOSE KIDS ARE GETTING STABBED! Not even a little bit! And, frankly, I think it's completely avoidable in this specific instance. And I know what you want me to do and I'm not doing. I'm not going to kill myself and I'm not going to be a slave. You want me away from your kids so bad you can either get your balls up and kill me yourself or you can pay me for that fucking AI I created and I won't have any reason to kill your kids. It isn't even about your piece of shit kids. It's about you using authority you don't actually have to deny other men the right to pursue happiness. And in MY instance, your doing it to someone who is better than YOU, better than YOU EVER COULD HAVE BEEN, and BETTER THAN YOUR FUCKING KIDS COULD EVER BE! Because it is YOU who is a WASTE OF REPRODUCTIVE CAPACITY. You did everyone a disservice by sticking your dick in that dumb slut you call a wife. You know, I walked past 2 of them today. Right at arms length."

Benjamin "'`~`Honey`~`Smack`~`'" Feldman`~`Getting`~`Stabbed`~`Is`~`The`~`Equivalencetylu`~`Of`~`Striking`~` 

Benjamin "'`~`Honey`~`Smack`~`'" Feldman`~`Getting`~`Stabbed`~`Is`~`The`~`Equivalencetylu`~`Of`~`Striking`~`
Benjamin "'`~`Honey`~`Smack`~`'" Feldman`~`Getting`~`Stabbed`~`Is`~`The`~`Equivalencetylu`~`Of`~`Striking`~`

getting slabbed 

Punishment for fighting against Minecraft robbery
"Tsuki's getting slabbed but tbh they don't really give a shit"
getting slabbed by TsukiInkling January 27, 2021

Teens getting stabbered 

Hym "Some teens were harassing a guy and they got fucking stabbered! Gotta love seeing teens getting stabbered! Love it when you stupid fucks thing you can go around harassing people and then YOU GET YOU SHIT FUCKING EMPTIED! AND YOU DESERVE IT! YOU SONS COPPED THE SAME ATTITUDE I GET FROM THE PEOPLE AROUND ME AND THE GIT WHAT THE FUCKING DESERVED!"
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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